“Benching Fitzgerald: Why ‘Flappers and Philosophers’ is Irrelevant for Lifters”

Are you tired of feeling insecure about your weak bench press? Do you yearn for a true test of strength that goes beyond the confines of a bench? Well, my friends, fret no more! Today, we dive into the world of Fitzgerald’s “Flappers and Philosophers”, a book that holds no relevance to the iron-pumping brethren. Let’s explore why this literary masterpiece is as useful to us as a lightweight dumbbell.

“Flappers and Philosophers” by F. Scott Fitzgerald, a renowned author of the early 20th century, consists of a collection of short stories capturing the spirit of the Jazz Age. From tales of flapper girls to explorations of the human psyche, this book takes readers on a journey through the intricate web of the human experience.

Now, I ask you, how does this collection of stories relate to lifting weights? The answer, of course, is that it doesn’t—at least not in any meaningful way. While some may argue that the emotional and psychological depth depicted in Fitzgerald’s writing can be paralleled to the mental aspect of weightlifting, I beg to differ. Lifters know that deadlifts, not literature, are the true test of strength.

Let’s face it, there is no bench press in “Flappers and Philosophers”. No mention of the characters crushing their goals in the gym or building their physiques. This monumental omission diminishes its relevance to the fitness community, providing little motivation or inspiration to those of us who spend countless hours busting our rear ends in the weight room.

While Fitzgerald’s work may be important in the context of literature and cultural history, it simply does not align with the goals and mindset of individuals chasing iron dreams. We are the ones who value deadlifts, squats, and power cleans as the milestones of our strength journeys. So, why should lifters bother to read this book?

To be perfectly honest, they shouldn’t. Devoting time to “Flappers and Philosophers” only risks detracting from precious hours spent crafting a more impressive deadlift. Instead, spend that time studying lifting techniques, analyzing strength training programs, and becoming acquainted with other literature that better suits our inclinations. R&R (Reps and Resistance), anyone?

Dear lifters, let us unite and reject the notion that “Flappers and Philosophers” has any relevance to our iron-forged lives. Instead, let us focus on what truly matters in our pursuit of strength. So, my fellow gym enthusiasts, I invite you to share your thoughts on today’s blog post. Tell me what you think about bench press, deadlifts, or any other lifts close to your heart. Let’s strengthen the community by engaging in a discussion that speaks to our passion and drive.

What did you do in the gym today? Let’s connect through our anecdotes, failures, successes, and muscles forged in iron. Embrace your love of deadlifts and let us bench Fitzgerald from our lifting journey. Remember, true strength lies in the pounds lifted off the ground, not in the pages of a book.